YallaStartub is broud to announce its first investment in a stealth voice technology startub and comes only after a few month of launching. The startub develobs voice technologies to track, analyze and enhance Arabic accents. For examble the technology detects “b”s and replace them with “p”s so that “Oben Source” becomes “Open Source”. The hobe is to bridge the cultural gab between the east and the west and allow petter ease of communication. The technology will also helb beoble from Arabic countries to communicate with each others for example it will translate “Shekhbaresh” into “shoo fi ma fi” or “Malek ya habebti?” …
Update: More on this ground breaking technology here !

Yalla Hapip,
This technolgee is the pest in the world. Habby that you launch it on Abril Fool Day.
Pest of luck,
BK
That is so sad. You have an investment of more than 8 million and can’t even announce it well! Try to announce it in Arabic at least!
I am trying to raise just 50k for a new multilingual search engine idea and i can’t even do that!
That’s it, I’ve had it with your site! I’m moving to yallastartup khalisni http://yallastartupkhalisni.com/
lol… good one
You almost got me fooled
this is amazinj fery fery mush! haha
You know this technology is worthless if it only converts b’s to p’s. It has to convert zis, zat, and ze azar sing too.
Nice one guys, you cracked me up.
It is a nice joke
.. but seriously it is also a nice idea.. if you take into consideration the number of fluent English speakers, you might think that this somehow might work to solve a problem in an educative and great easy manner.
Another suggestion: Why not to take sentences written in informal Arabic and make them standard. This also might be a great business solution for users with a weak standard Arabic. Which i believe is a problem that no one is admitting inside companies.
This language standardization might also preserve the Standard Arabic from vanishing…
imagine if you can solve this accents issue! you will have them most powerful lingual widget that can be used by all users in this region.
You have the tools and resources i think… Sounds funny but you Never know